THE PERFECT VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

Do you want to make this a Valentine's Day she'll never forget? Looking for something that will show her exactly why she's so special? Then don't waste your money on chocolates and flowers, get her a gift she'll treasure for years. Get her Ed DeChellis: 1-3-1 Extended Half Court Zone Defense on DVD!

This action-packed, instructional video will entertain you while also teaching you the fundamentals of this unorthodox, yet effective defensive philosophy. Rated 8.9 out of 10 on IMDB, Ed DeChellis: 1-3-1 Extended Half Court Zone Defense has been called, "This generation's Casablanca," and, "Honestly, the best god-damn thing money can buy," by me.

But don't take my word for it. Read what others have said:

"I like basketball." - President Obama

"Girls love DVDs." - Matt Leinart

"Ed DeChellis is a modern-day Cupid." - Russell Crowe

"We don't play a 1-3-1 half court zone defense." - Penn State Guard, Tim Frazier

If you want to make sure you stay out of the doghouse this Valentine's Day, don't hesitate to order Ed DeChellis: 1-3-1 Extended Half Court Zone Defense and show your special someone how much they mean to you.